MARCH 2013

Lon Johnson is our new MDP Chair.

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Senator Hillary Clinton is trying to win the Democratic nomination by reaching out to women. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, "How come when she does it, it's okay?"

Senator Hillary Clinton and Senator Barack Obama have been sniping at each other. The good news for Barack is bickering with Hillary is making him look presidential.

Genealogy research has revealed that Obama's great-great-grandfather was born in Ireland. Oh great, now he won't be Irish enough for people.

While asking Elizabeth Edwards if she was surprised her story has garnered so much attention, Leno joked, "You're as big as Paris Hilton now." Mrs. Edwards replied, "without being jailed."

A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait, and I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please." Intrigued, the man said, "OK." The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, but thought he would try a different tack. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing auto repair, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned. Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out, " Uh... 'bout 70." The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-I-n-g t-o v-o-t-e f-o-r B-U-S-H, A-G-A-I-N ?